February 2011
itskimtranmotherfuckers:
Miley Cyrus: Rumor has...
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shesinspired:
Apologies - Grace Potter and the...
aracelerysticks:
savvylikeyeahhh:
I’ll Make A...
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kids say the darndest things:
“so you don’t have a boyfriend. and you’re not a real teacher…why are you even here?”
way to put my life into perspective, kid.
thanks for the ego boost.
January 2011
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notyourrobot:
dude, this song is so...
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Thanks a latte!
this is pretty much how my whole night went….
me: “grande white chocolate mocha.”
customer steps forward and grabs the drink, blocking all others from approaching: “tall latte?”
me, responding a little louder: “grande white chocolate mocha.”
customer: ”tall latte?”
me: “…grande white chocolate mocha.”
the customer cocks his...
“It’s like, if I just had to go to the Screen Actors Guild Awards this year, that...”
– Jesse Eisenberg (via verarity)
notyourrobot:
STRAWBERRY.
PEACH.
...
On Valentine's Day:
dangemilyx3:
What my friends will be doing:
What I’ll be doing:
HE TALKED ABOUT HIS CATS AGAIN
emilyisobsessed:
Interview: “I was all set to talk to you about how you’d never met Mark Zuckerberg but you met him last night on SNL!”
Jesse: “You can ask me about my cats. I have a lot of cats. I’m a foster father for cats.”
Interviewer: “So had you really not met Mark Zuckerberg before last night?”
Jesse: “Oh, you still want to talk about that? Okay,”
I'M TWENTY YEARS OLD AND HAILEE STEINFELD MAKES ME...
erincognito:
robin-sparkles:
SHE IS FIVE YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME AND SHE HAS AN OSCAR NOMINATION ALREADY AND TROLOLOLOS AROUND WITH JEFF BRIDGES AND MATT DAMON AND EVERY CELEBRITY I GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT AND LOOKS FABULOUS AND IS WELL-SPOKEN AND SMART AND TALENTED AND ASLDKJASLDKFJ. WHEN I WAS HER AGE I WAS A SOCIALLY RETARDED BRACES-WEARING BASS CLARINETIST WHO WROTE BAD HARRY POTTER...
mazjerk asked: Kendall boo!
How are you, my love? I haven't checked in on your life in a while.
How are you, my love? I haven't checked in on your life in a while.
I wish they would just hurry up and cast people...
verobird:
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notyourrobot:
JAMMIN’
notyourrobot:
Loud and proud Hanson fan...
notyourrobot:
one of my favorite songs.
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