January 2012
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apriki:
The New Year - Death Cab for Cutie
like 75% of my followers never like or reblog any of my posts
they’re just sitting there
watching
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December 2011
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chasingthestars asked: Amelia and I have decided in our drunken ruminations that you are our new favourite person and we are adopting you into the recesses of our hearts I apologise if a) you don't approve because this is fully against your will b) if this makes no sense because there is too much whisky in my system for sensicalness to be of an option to my soul but c) you're cool, we approve, continue...
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I blame Maroon 5 for this.
went to a party
danced like this:
no one wanted to dance with me
why?
I’VE GOT THEM MOVES LIKE JAGGER
BITCHES LOVE JAGGER
BROS WANT TO BE JAGGER
SO WHY DID NO ONE WANT TO BUST A MOVE LIKE JAGGER WITH ME?
AND WHY IS JAGGER SO IMPORTANT ANYWAYS?
I MEAN JAGGER’S KIND OF OLD NOW
JAGGER MIGHT BREAK A HIP IF HE TRIES TO USE HIS MOVES
WHY DO I KEEP SAYING JAGGER?
WHY DOES IT...
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Apparently it’s my goal in life to make a complete tit out of myself in every room I walk into.
So far, I have exceeded even my own expectations.
If only I could channel that ability into something constructive…Until I figure out how to make being a walking and talking social disaster with no hope of ever appearing suave and sophisticated into a career, I’ll just continue to mortify...
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Have you ever started to do something and almost immediately regretted it, but by that point it was too late to try and turn back?
Yeah.
That.
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4thjuly1996:
i don’t have ships
i have a fucking naval fleet
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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
1dbromance:
Dubstep → What Makes You Beautiful -...
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Sixty-Four
inertiatic:
this is for the table-for-ones, the tired smiles behind the hesitant glances and all of those kindling whispers that haven’t quite become conversation instead of staring into the lake of memory, tossing in stray thoughts, hoping the ripples will change, let’s drink wine and virtue from the cupped hands of moments that have been begging to know us for far too long and jump and yell...
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The major perk to working the opening shift/having to start at 5 am:
Finishing your shift when most people are just waking up.
BOOM! GUESS WHO HAS THE WHOLE DAY AHEAD OF HER AND MADE SOME MONEY THIS MORNING?
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shakedown-1979:
when the fanfiction you’re reading is so overwhelmingly good that you just have to switch tabs for a moment to collect yourself
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mom: why are you smiling at the computer
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Since when does my brother have a better social life than I do?
Not that it’s difficult to top my social life or anything… I mean really, my little brother’s out on a date and I’m home alone in my sweats on the internet.
How is this my life?
Why is it so sad and pathetic?
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internationallyacclaimed replied to your post: Remember when I thought it would be a good idea to…
WHYYYYYYYY
It might just be the worst decision I’ve made thus far in my life…and I’ve made some pretty bad decisions.
WHY DO I DO THE THINGS I DO?
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME MAKE BETTER LIFE CHOICES?
I MEAN REALLY.
R E A L L Y.
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Remember when I thought it would be a good idea to use nail polish remover to take off my eye makeup because I was all out of my regular remover and there was no soap readily at hand and plain hot water just wasn’t cutting it?
Good times.
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“Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from...”
– The Boy Who Lived Forever | Time Magazine (via daxterdd)
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Dear,
inertiatic:
you stir inside of me like a fever, an edgeless storm, gathering around my lungs, i feel you with every breath, the electric clouds are loud but softer than your hips, my fingertips agree this slow burning fire flickering in morse code across the gentle glaciers of cosmic space, speaking in volumes of silence, is hungry for something inhaleclinchrelease listen, let’s just sit,...
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-spencerreid:
“don’t you die on me,” i say to my computer as i run to get the charger
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gustinwhore:
sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes that celebrity doesn’t know I exist
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So, Michael Buble came into my store today…
On the one day that I have off.
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