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f33ny:

i used to think the song “i saw mommy kissing santa claus” was actually about a mom cheating on her husband with santa

and i was like

why are we singing this in school this is wildly inappropriate and also not very cheery this song is depressing

turns out santa was the dad

who knew

ohhhhhhh….life makes sense now.


posted 5 months ago with 578 notes (originally from f33ny)
#WHO KNEW #I SURE DIDN'T

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    this destroys everything
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    ohhhhhhh….life makes sense now.
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    oh my god why did I not work this out sooner
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    Oh! This makes so much sense now!
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    my whole life has been a lie omfg
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    Santa was the dad?! This is knew information…
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    Wait Wait W a i t THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
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